Am I some kind of joke to you, bro? I won't suck you off (will 😅)

Fuck, she comes in with someone else's sperm inside her, I'll lick it off and put it in her myself

I fucked a girl's sister and got caught. She wanted it first, I had nothing to do with it

A friend's wife sat on my dick, shock😱 I didn't have to blackmail her

It's too late to be shy, maids - have you seen your fucking uniform?

You're a woman, not a dishwasher - so on your dick for a creampie, now!

You don't have to talk me into sex. Show me your tits, I'm already in you

The masseur's gonna look for the G-spot through the anus, so I prepared my ass

The secretary's already cumming, and all she can think about is the bonus

Honey, I'm not cheating here! Instead of a brother, I'm picturing your dick 🥹

Look how convincing, bro! I can also take a cock down my throat

Yeah, I've done your ass good. You'll be able to sit up in a week

Who gives a blowjob like that, sister? Let's do it again and deep

Look, my dick will be in my mouth at the snap of my fingers - magic ✨

I already took off my panties and washed - go ahead and fuck me, stop staring

Sister, bend down and I'll show you what I need condoms for

I'm spreading my legs for the greater good - you'll come, and I need to get laid

Rough anal, can you try it out on the bed? I'll provide the ass

Neighbor, I came to fuck in the anus, so what if you didn't call me

She put the collar on, got on her knees - for sure she wants to try BDSM

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

Wow, you can go to hell for an iPhone! (and I was about to, go ahead and change.)

Oops, my sister is seducing me! But how could I refuse such a goddess?

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?